Freeman's Mind： Episode 44-pj1prBiLAOE.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

#200:00:22,321→00:00:26,358

For somebody who's not escaping from prison, it sure feels like I am.

#300:00:26,925→00:00:28,393

Well, I'm not going anywhere.

#400:00:28,393→00:00:30,495

I have time to try and wedge this thing open.

#500:00:30,495→00:00:32,164

Should be able to do it in under an hour.

#600:00:33,498→00:00:35,500

No. That puts me ahead of schedule.

#700:00:35,500→00:00:37,302

See, this is why unions were formed.

#800:00:37,302→00:00:38,937

So, when you get lucky breaks like this,

#900:00:38,937→00:00:42,708

management doesn't make three seconds the new standard for opening a welded gate.

#1000:00:42,708→00:00:45,510

Yeah, try following me through this drainage pipe, flyboy.

#1100:00:45,510→00:00:46,778

I don't think so.

#1200:00:46,778→00:00:47,679

[sighs]

#1300:00:47,979→00:00:50,515

Sadly, I am noticing a pattern here.

#1400:00:50,515→00:00:54,820

I seem to be going back and forth between wanting nothing more than to get above ground

#1500:00:54,820→00:00:57,889

then, once I do, there's something so bad happening topside

#1600:00:57,889→00:01:01,259

that it makes me wish I was never born and I go back underground again.

#1700:01:01,259→00:01:02,961

Man, fuck Groundhog Day!

#1800:01:02,961→00:01:04,162

It's getting worse, too.

#1900:01:04,162→00:01:06,631

I'm reasonably certain there's going to be an active volcano outside

#2000:01:06,631→00:01:07,799

if I do this enough times.

#2100:01:07,799→00:01:09,901

[planes whoosh] Yeah, okay, see, what's that?

#2200:01:09,901→00:01:11,503

[planes whoosh] Are they spraying nerve gas?

#2300:01:12,070→00:01:12,471

[turret firing]

#2400:01:12,471→00:01:13,538

[turret firing] Waaah!

#2500:01:13,538→00:01:14,539

[turret beeping] COME ON!

#2600:01:14,539→00:01:16,375

[turret beeping] Why is the drainage pipe that's been welded

#2700:01:16,375→00:01:17,843

[turret beeping] on one end being guarded?

#2800:01:18,377→00:01:19,277

[turret beeping] And you're beeping.

#2900:01:19,277→00:01:21,246

That's like a death sentence right there.

#3000:01:23,215→00:01:24,015

Did I get it?

#3100:01:24,483→00:01:25,317

It stopped.

#3200:01:26,017→00:01:27,919

I don't know, I like to be sure about these things.

#3300:01:30,389→00:01:31,223

Close enough.

#3400:01:32,190→00:01:34,025

Okay, so, uh...

#3500:01:35,660→00:01:37,229

Watch your step.

#3600:01:39,364→00:01:41,366

Jesus, this is pretty high up.

#3700:01:42,200→00:01:42,734

[machine gun fire]

#3800:01:42,734→00:01:44,035

Oh, perfect!

#3900:01:44,035→00:01:44,936

That's good!

#4000:01:44,936→00:01:47,105

I needed something to take my mind off of death.

#4100:01:48,874→00:01:49,608

Echo!

#4200:01:50,776→00:01:52,411

You know, I have the height advantage here,

#4300:01:52,411→00:01:55,547

so that means my bullets are traveling a little faster than yours.

#4400:01:58,784→00:02:00,786

HECU: We'll kick your ass!

#4500:02:00,786→00:02:02,154

What'd you say to me?!

#4600:02:02,154→00:02:03,321

Actually, it doesn't matter.

#4700:02:05,490→00:02:07,793

I've got the best comeback of all:

#4800:02:07,793→00:02:08,994

a SPAS-12.

#4900:02:10,328→00:02:10,796

What?

#5000:02:11,229→00:02:11,797

What was that?

#5100:02:12,063→00:02:13,031

Didn't catch that.

#5200:02:13,498→00:02:15,867

Yeah, don't have anything to say now, do you?

#5300:02:16,268→00:02:19,337

I actually don't hold a grudge against someone talking trash about me

#5400:02:19,337→00:02:21,173

if they're shot afterwards.

#5500:02:21,173→00:02:23,942

I try to rise above that and find my own peace.

#5600:02:24,443→00:02:26,344

Damn! I am high up.

#5700:02:26,344→00:02:28,613

I don't even see an obvious way down.

#5800:02:28,613→00:02:31,082

Besides, well, the obvious.

#5900:02:31,450→00:02:33,452

Okay, I think this will do it.

#6000:02:33,452→00:02:34,419

Yuaaah!

#6100:02:34,419→00:02:35,253

Christ...

#6200:02:36,888→00:02:40,358

Oh, man, just one trip up here and that's all it takes to--

#6300:02:40,358→00:02:42,260

[rock crumbles]

#6400:02:42,994→00:02:44,396

Uh...anyway...

#6500:02:44,896→00:02:49,835

I'm not an anthropologist, but I don't know any modern cliff-dwelling societies.

#6600:02:49,835→00:02:52,471

I'm sure the first settlers probably thought it was a good idea

#6700:02:52,471→00:02:54,206

because they have good defense,

#6800:02:54,206→00:02:58,210

but once little Billy starts playing near the cliff, then there's no more little Billy.

#6900:02:58,210→00:03:02,747

Then little Suzy and little Timmy fall off, which doesn't help the situation.

#7000:03:02,747→00:03:05,217

I think those societies are all extinct now.

#7100:03:06,084→00:03:06,751

Waah!

#7200:03:06,751→00:03:07,652

Whuuuahh!

#7300:03:07,652→00:03:08,220

Whuuuh...

#7400:03:08,220→00:03:10,856

Oh, man that was so sneaky of you.

#7500:03:10,856→00:03:13,391

Getting me to kill you so that the kickback from my gun

#7600:03:13,391→00:03:15,327

could've knocked me over the edge.

#7700:03:15,327→00:03:16,761

That was clever.

#7800:03:16,761→00:03:19,464

If I hadn't braced myself, it might've worked.

#7900:03:19,464→00:03:22,834

So, I guess you're just hiding in a hole in the rock, huh?

#8000:03:22,834→00:03:25,504

Were those your orders, or was that your own initiative?

#8100:03:25,504→00:03:26,705

Oh, man.

#8200:03:29,674→00:03:31,643

Where are you guys coming from?

#8300:03:33,678→00:03:36,781

If you're trying to do the same trick as the last guy, you're doing it wrong.

#8400:03:36,781→00:03:38,416

It doesn't work at your angle.

#8500:03:38,416→00:03:41,052

At best, I'll only get knocked back towards the wall.

#8600:03:41,052→00:03:43,321

I don't know why I'm even explaining this to you.

#8700:03:43,321→00:03:46,491

Hm, I'm really tempted to slide down that pipe like a banister

#8800:03:46,491→00:03:49,261

but I think I'll regret it as soon as I get to the end of it.

#8900:03:49,261→00:03:50,662

I'll find another way.

#9000:03:51,162→00:03:53,698

Seriously, how are these soldiers getting here?

#9100:03:53,698→00:03:57,335

Parts of this trail are narrow enough that I'm afraid to sneeze.

#9200:03:57,335→00:04:00,005

Yet, they're sprinkled all over and stuck in rocks.

#9300:04:00,005→00:04:03,275

Maybe they're still recruits and this the last part of their training.

#9400:04:03,275→00:04:04,910

And Command just dumps them out of a plane

#9500:04:04,910→00:04:06,978

and tells them to make their way back to base.

#9600:04:06,978→00:04:11,883

No actual plan as to how they're supposed to get off a cliff. Just ingenuity.

#9700:04:11,883→00:04:14,986

Whoever doesn't die in the process passes the training.

#9800:04:14,986→00:04:17,289

If two-thirds of the recruits die or get stranded,

#9900:04:17,289→00:04:19,658

then it's labeled as "intensive training".

#10000:04:19,658→00:04:22,561

I bet there's a bunch more of these guys stuck in the canyon below.

#10100:04:23,194→00:04:24,029

All right...

#10200:04:24,029→00:04:29,668

This looks like our best candidate for not...dy-uhhhh...

#10300:04:30,936→00:04:34,205

Okay, careful descent... no breakdancing moves.

#10400:04:34,205→00:04:35,407

Here we go.

#10500:04:35,407→00:04:38,743

Daaahh! Dah-dah-dah-dah-dah-dah- dah-dah-dah...

#10600:04:38,743→00:04:39,844

[exhales]

#10700:04:39,844→00:04:41,413

Good to be on this...

#10800:04:42,013→00:04:43,648

THIS ISN'T A PATH!

#10900:04:43,648→00:04:44,583

[growls]

#11000:04:44,583→00:04:46,952

If I'm going the wrong way, I have problems.

#11100:04:46,952→00:04:48,019

Oh, whoa!

#11200:04:48,019→00:04:50,956

Okay, I think I've determined the cause of death.

#11300:04:50,956→00:04:51,756

That's two of them.

#11400:04:51,756→00:04:54,426

Maybe hiding in holes really were their orders.

#11500:04:54,426→00:04:55,594

Why?

#11600:04:55,594→00:04:57,662

Yeah, I'm not getting gun out.

#11700:04:58,396→00:05:00,665

Uhh...huhh...

#11800:05:00,665→00:05:07,038

[whimpering]

#11900:05:07,038→00:05:07,806

Aaah!

#12000:05:08,239→00:05:10,408

If the soldiers wanted to kill me, they could've just dumped

#12100:05:10,408→00:05:12,510

a bucket of gravel right here.

#12200:05:12,510→00:05:13,111

Dead.

#12300:05:13,511→00:05:17,015

I guess I shouldn't be thinking about that, but I'm pretty sure they can't read my mind.

#12400:05:17,582→00:05:18,283

WAAAAH!

#12500:05:19,417→00:05:21,519

Hell, I can't read my mind.

#12600:05:22,420→00:05:24,623

Wait... maybe.

#12700:05:24,623→00:05:28,793

Speaking of mind-reading, one thing that pisses me off are those tinfoil hat people.

#12800:05:28,793→00:05:30,629

They don't know what they're talking about.

#12900:05:30,629→00:05:31,997

Hold on, I've got to concentrate.

#13000:05:31,997→00:05:33,231

Make sure I don't die.

#13100:05:33,231→00:05:34,366

I do that sometimes.

#13200:05:35,433→00:05:36,534

EEHHH!

#13300:05:36,534→00:05:39,537

[exhales]

#13400:05:39,537→00:05:44,876

But, yeah, assuming mind-reading is possible--which is big assumption--then...

#13500:05:46,244→00:05:47,646

What the fuck is this?

#13600:05:48,179→00:05:51,549

Is this seriously the bridge to the other side?

#13700:05:51,549→00:05:55,553

I'd expect better than this from a Peruvian burrow trail.

#13800:05:55,553→00:05:59,491

Jesus Christ! Why not just put up a sign that says, "Die"?

#13900:05:59,491→00:06:02,661

What the fuck? These pipes look professionally built.

#14000:06:02,661→00:06:04,129

How did that happen?

#14100:06:04,129→00:06:05,630

Not like this!

#14200:06:05,630→00:06:08,099

The wood's rotting, the stakes look rusted...

#14300:06:08,099→00:06:11,369

I don't know how the soldiers got here, but it wasn't this way.

#14400:06:11,369→00:06:14,406

Or, maybe it was; that's why so many of the planks are missing.

#14500:06:14,406→00:06:19,210

If I had a grappling hook, I could just tie off, rappel down, and be done with it.

#14600:06:19,210→00:06:20,645

Actually, maybe not.

#14700:06:20,645→00:06:23,048

I'd have to be carrying a hell of a lot of rope.

#14800:06:23,048→00:06:24,482

[growls]

#14900:06:24,482→00:06:27,585

Well, they did use aircraft cable; I'll give them that.

#15000:06:27,585→00:06:29,788

So, there's more support if I walk on the sides,

#15100:06:29,788→00:06:33,425

since the boards look like they have the tensile-strength of rice cakes.

#15200:06:33,425→00:06:34,893

I'm probably overreacting.

#15300:06:34,893→00:06:37,529

OH NO, IT'SHAPPENINGAAAAAYAAHHHH!

#15400:06:37,529→00:06:48,540

[breathing heavily]

#15500:06:48,540→00:06:53,611

In retrospect, maybe I should've checked to see if the soldiers had any rope on them.

#15600:06:53,611→00:06:55,780

I could've tied at the bridge and...

#15700:06:55,780→00:06:57,982

But wait, look at these stakes.

#15800:06:57,982→00:07:00,351

They're practically on the edge of the rock.

#15900:07:00,351→00:07:02,087

They could've just popped out.

#16000:07:02,887→00:07:05,557

Well, at least no one's following me.

#16100:07:07,358→00:07:09,427

[rocks crumble]

#16200:07:09,427→00:07:11,996

Unless the cliff is following me.

#16300:07:12,997→00:07:14,899

No, that'd be a lot louder.

#16400:07:15,900→00:07:19,537

Actually, I'm going to use the pistol; this is kind of unwieldly right now.

#16500:07:19,537→00:07:21,106

I'm so high up...

#16600:07:21,106→00:07:25,176

I didn't realize Black Mesa was literally built into the mesa.

#16700:07:25,176→00:07:29,013

I guess that makes my Indian Burial Ground theory less likely.

#16800:07:29,013→00:07:32,050

I'll take that...

#16900:07:33,752→00:07:35,086

Oh wow.

#17000:07:35,086→00:07:38,022

Yeah, I'm going to trust this catwalk with my life.

#17100:07:38,022→00:07:42,961

Because, I'm sure it's different from every other catwalk I've walked on at this company.

#17200:07:42,961→00:07:44,829

Actually, it is different.

#17300:07:44,829→00:07:46,965

The other ones had guardrails.

#17400:07:46,965→00:07:48,833

I think I'll stick with the rock.

#17500:07:48,833→00:07:51,436

At least I know it's been built to code.

#17600:07:52,570→00:07:55,874

If a spider jumps on me now, I'm going to have to be careful not to freak out.

#17700:07:55,874→00:07:57,242

I could fall off.

#17800:07:57,242→00:07:59,778

I don't think there are many spiders out here, though.

#17900:07:59,778→00:08:01,146

HECU: Move in! Wait, you're not a spider.

#18000:08:01,146→00:08:03,248

Okay, careful! I could fall off!

#18100:08:03,248→00:08:03,948

Careful!

#18200:08:05,150→00:08:06,618

What the hell are you doing?!

#18300:08:07,218→00:08:09,320

I could slip on these shells!

#18400:08:09,320→00:08:10,755

You ever think of that?!

#18500:08:10,755→00:08:12,524

No! Of course not!

#18600:08:12,524→00:08:15,527

As usual, I'm the one who has to think of these things.

#18700:08:16,761→00:08:18,997

Whoa-ho! Motion-sensor doors.

#18800:08:18,997→00:08:21,533

This is a step up from the death-slide trail.

#18900:08:22,433→00:08:23,234

Is that...?

#19000:08:24,235→00:08:26,004

Oh my God, it's a rocket launcher.

#19100:08:26,971→00:08:29,741

The perfect gift for the man who has everything.

#19200:08:30,642→00:08:34,445

Ooooh... you and I are gonna go places.

#19300:08:34,445→00:08:38,082

My mind is spinning with new possibilities.

#19400:08:38,082→00:08:42,153

You are the first good news I've had all day.

#19500:08:42,153→00:08:43,922

Yes, I'll bring your friends.

#19600:08:44,823→00:08:45,456

[lock jiggles]

#19700:08:45,456→00:08:46,157

Locked!

#19800:08:46,791→00:08:47,559

[helicopter whirring] Hark!

#19900:08:47,559→00:08:51,663

[helicopter whirring] Dost thou hear with thine ears what I hear with mine?

#20000:08:51,663→00:08:52,997

[helicopter whirring] Interloper!

#20100:08:52,997→00:08:56,100

No quarter shall be shown hither, fiend!

#20200:08:56,100→00:08:58,570

Anon! Show thineself, churl!

#20300:09:00,171→00:09:00,738

Have at thee!

#20400:09:01,472→00:09:03,107

[helicopter firing]

#20500:09:03,107→00:09:04,409

BLACKGUARD! AAH!

#20600:09:05,443→00:09:06,911

FIE UPON ME!

#20700:09:06,911→00:09:07,745

But ho!

#20800:09:07,745→00:09:12,383

The laser on mine rocket launcher be not a mere target, but a guidance system.

#20900:09:12,383→00:09:13,918

Where art thou?!

#21000:09:13,918→00:09:16,154

Come hither that I may smite thee!

#21100:09:21,326→00:09:23,962

Thou shalt not be missed.

#21200:09:23,962→00:09:25,663

That was liberating.

#21300:09:25,663→00:09:27,599

Whoa, wait, what's that sound?

#21400:09:27,599→00:09:28,600

Do you hear that?

#21500:09:28,600→00:09:30,134

I think that's silence!

#21600:09:30,134→00:09:33,872

THAT'S THE SOUND PEOPLE MAKE WHEN EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME IS DEAD!

#21700:09:33,872→00:09:35,940

AND I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER!

#21800:09:35,940→00:09:39,711

I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER WITH A LASER-GUIDANCE SYSTEM!

#21900:09:39,711→00:09:43,314

And...I'm walking on... a really...

#22000:09:43,314→00:09:44,682

...really...

#22100:09:44,682→00:09:46,684

...narrow cliff-face.

#22200:09:46,684→00:09:47,585

Wuuahhh...

#22300:09:48,253→00:09:49,053

Hmm.

#22400:09:49,053→00:09:51,522

Besides seeming like a gift from the gods,

#22500:09:51,522→00:09:54,058

this rocket launcher gives me some food for thought.

#22600:09:54,058→00:09:58,496

I may have to revise my theory about the universe wanting me dead.

#22700:09:58,496→00:10:01,866

If that was true, the rocket launcher would never have happened.

#22800:10:01,866→00:10:04,969

Only most of the universe wants me dead.

#22900:10:04,969→00:10:07,105

There's some larger game going on here.

#23000:10:07,105→00:10:13,077

I'm more like Perseus or Odysseus caught in the center of some cosmic politics.

#23100:10:13,077→00:10:16,648

That's too bad; I was hoping the universe would end with me.

#23200:10:16,648→00:10:18,716

Maybe there's still a way to make that happen.

#23300:10:19,550→00:10:20,451

Hmm.

#23400:10:20,451→00:10:22,654

I feel like I'm forgetting something important.

#23500:10:23,988→00:10:25,890

Mind reading! That was it.

#23600:10:25,890→00:10:27,458

Okay, let's assume it exists,

#23700:10:27,458→00:10:30,561

even though the transmission doesn't show up on any known spectrum.

#23800:10:31,095→00:10:32,664

The tinfoil hat people.

#23900:10:32,664→00:10:33,698

What do they think?

#24000:10:34,299→00:10:37,001

That it's electromagnetic radiation?

#24100:10:37,001→00:10:39,203

Then what do they think the tin is going to do?

#24200:10:39,737→00:10:40,672

Whuh-huh-AHHHH!

#24300:10:40,772→00:10:41,205

AAAAHHH!

#24400:10:41,372→00:10:41,839

AAAAHHH!

#24500:10:42,040→00:10:42,540

AAAAHHH!

#24600:10:42,941→00:10:43,374

AAAHH!

#24700:10:43,841→00:10:44,309

AAH!

#24800:10:44,909→00:10:45,310

Ah...

#24900:10:45,944→00:10:47,111

[whimpers]

#25000:10:47,111→00:10:49,747

Th-that-that step was a little tricky.

#25100:10:49,747→00:10:52,116

Oh God...oh God!

#25200:10:52,116→00:10:54,018

Oooohhh...

#25300:10:54,018→00:10:58,022

So, anyway, if it's electromagnetic, you'd need a Faraday Cage to block that

#25400:10:58,022→00:11:00,491

and a tinfoil hat doesn't act like one.

#25500:11:00,491→00:11:01,592

It's not even grounded.

#25600:11:01,592→00:11:03,861

In all likelihood, a chunk of metal on your head

#25700:11:03,861→00:11:07,765

is going to conduct any signal you're worried about, not block it.

#25800:11:07,765→00:11:10,702

You'd have better chances with a lead helmet coated in rubber.

#25900:11:10,702→00:11:12,670

Tinfoil hat people are ignorant.

#26000:11:12,670→00:11:13,304

[headcrab squeals]

#26100:11:13,304→00:11:14,973

OH GOD! JESUS!

#26200:11:14,973→00:11:15,873

[headcrab squeals]

#26300:11:15,873→00:11:18,176

YEAH! TORO, MOTHERFUCKER!

#26400:11:19,143→00:11:20,378

Splat!

#26500:11:22,513→00:11:25,516

Forget the mind-reading I just want a helmet.

#26600:11:25,516→00:11:29,053

Cranial protection against punctures and lacerations.

#26700:11:29,721→00:11:30,855

And bullets.

#26800:11:32,991→00:11:33,891

Hmm.

#26900:11:33,891→00:11:35,727

Well, I'm not wasting a rocket on the chance

#27000:11:35,727→00:11:38,730

that there might be another one of those things in here.

#27100:11:38,730→00:11:42,133

I guess I'll just do things the potentially painful way.

#27200:11:45,536→00:11:47,071

If the circumstances were different,

#27300:11:47,071→00:11:50,634

this area would actually be a pretty kick-ass place to build a waterslide.